Ok, yes, I have a strange fascination with capes. (Almost as strange as my fascination with beards, but you can't make beards part of a band uniform, now can you?)
Studies show that approximately 87% of people think that band uniforms would be made awesomer by wearing a cape. Studies also show that 0% of those people are named "my band teacher." And, studies also show that 100% percent of people named "the school at which I go to band" are too cheap to buy uniforms, or perhaps bought lame uniforms recently and don't feel like trying again any time soon.
As if my band didn't make me feel like Charlie Brown anyway. I mean, who would choose those awesome tall fuzzy hats over the lame cowboy hats? That's what the people in this town do, and yet we all agree that these uniforms are ugly.
That's why, in MY band, we're going to wear capes.
Every day.
Maybe they'll even be personalized.
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