If you didn't want to join my band before, you DEFINATELY want to join it now. Songs with that barely-distinguishable cowbell in the background are awesome enough, and Low Rider blows everybody away, but what if the teacher directed with that bell of awesomeness?
Not only would people not have to look at me to keep the beat, Beethoven's Fifth Symphony would become 28% more intense and...cowbelly, which is totally not what it sounds like.
Whoa whoa whoa, what if instead of a gong, we just had a REALLY BIG cowbell? Granted, it wouldn't have the resonance that a gong has, unless it went all the way up to the ceiling, but hey, that would just mean you have to hit it more often, which everybody would love.
Ok, I know what you're thinking. What's so great about a cowbell?
I guess you won't find out until I get to direct with one.
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