#11 We would play a game called "Play way too fast for the cheerleaders."

If there's one thing that irks band members (beside all those other things that irk band members), it's the cheerleaders.
They're always stealing our halftime shows.
And, we have to slow down so they can dance.
Well, we're going to play a game called "Play way too fast for the cheerleaders."
We'll show people who's boss. If you want slow music, get a recording, but then you'd be stealing our halftime shows again, wouldn't you?
Fine.
But we're going to play SO fast, I won't be able to keep up the directing with my cowbell. Besides, we'll be playing Stryper, and you can't exercise to Christian music.