#52 Which instrument are you?

Now, I know that not all of the vast hordes of people who read this blog are musical. Well, don't feel bad, it's not your fault that your sister hogged all the talent. Supposing you were a musical genius...what instrument would you play? Don't tell me. Let me tell you, with this handy quiz... 1. What nickname would your friends most likely give you? A. Handsome B. Awesome (you actually gave this nickname to yourself) C. Psycho D. Hyper 2. It's the first day of band. What are you thinking?A. Yay! I love band. B. Man...still no talent in here. Except for me. C. What the...? How did that get on the ceiling? D. I need Mountain Dew. 3. There's a new kid in band. How do you respond? A. Introduce yourself and be nice. B. Hope they don't sit next to you. C. Make faces at them. D. Wonder if they have any Mountain Dew on them. 4. The band teacher says something that you know isn't correct. What do you do? A. Politely correct him. B. Roll your eyes whisper his mistake to the person sitting next to you. C. Don't care. D. You don't even notice. 5. Time to vote on new music! What do you vote for? A. Something quiet and easy. B. Something really hard, so you can show everyone up. C. Something that was written by someone on drugs. D. Something really loud and fast. 6. You're going to the State Fair. What do you do there? A. March and play your instrument, silly. B. Sit on a bench wearing sunglasses all day. C. Talk to hippies. D. Drink lots of Mountain Dew, then ride the fastest, wildest rides until you throw up the Mountain Dew, and then you take pictures of the green throw up. 7. What kind of beard do you prefer? A. None, I'm clean-shaven. B. What does this question have to do with anything? C. An evil, villainous, curly beard. D. Any kind of beard, so long as it's a beard. 8. You get a new band teacher. What do you do? A. Welcome him nicely. B. Hope he's better than the last band teacher, but don't get your hopes up. You'd be way more qualified to run this band yourself. C. Throw fruit at him. D. Wonder if he has any Mountain Dew. 9. You get a 1 at contest. What's do you say? A. "Yay! I love getting 1's." B. "Well, duh." C. "I wonder if there are any bananas around here?" D. You don't know if a 1 is good or bad, so you don't say anything. 10. You're sitting in the band room, waiting for a concert to start. How do you mentally prepare yourself? A. Breathe deeply. B. You don't need to mentally prepare. C. Throw fruit at people. D. You forget why you're there because you're so hungry. 11. Time for new band shirts. What design do you vote on? A. Something decent and not too conspicuous. B. Something that screams, "I AM AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT!!!" C. A shirt that is tie-dye, glows in the dark, and has one of those 3-D images hidden in it. D. A shirt that you can eat if you get lost in the jungle. 12. Who's your favorite musician? A. The Beatles. B. Yourself. C. David Crowder Band. D. You don't listen to music. 13. What do you like to read? A. Newspapers. B. Something high-brow, like Dickens. C. Edgar Allen Poe. D. You don't know how to read. 14. What do you like to eat? A. Normal food. B. Expensive stuff imported from Italy. C. Sushi and alligator. D. Mountain Dew. 15. What do you do in your free time? A. Practice my instrument, read, listen to music, hang out with people. B. Sit on a bench wearing sunglasses. C. Make your own clothes out of hemp and throw fruit at people. D. Drink Mountain Dew. Well there you have it. How did you score? Mostly A's: Clarinet You're probably as normal as a decent musician can be, and you don't like getting in trouble. Mostly B's: Trumpet You think you're the awesomest person alive, and you probably are. You rock at your instrument and love sitting behind people so you can play in their ear. Mostly C's: Saxaphone No offense to you or all the saxaphone players out there...but you're weird. Sometimes this is a really good weird, and sometimes, it's just a really, really bad weird. I am not kidding you. All you other people, approach the saxaphones at your own risk. Mostly D's: Drums You, my friend, are in a group all your own. You probably don't read music, and you're unique in that while other band members are called "a trumpet" or "an oboe" or "a glass armonica," you are called "a drummer," not "a drum." You're usually off in your own little world, and if somebody asked you why you were in band, you probably would have no idea how to answer them.