#28 Instead of writing "Mr. Neumann" on the board, I'll write, "You don't say N. Eumann."

For those of you who don't know Victor Borge, this doesn't make sense at all. The line comes from a skit of his which you can watch here. You can watch the whole thing if you want to, but it's eight minutes long and you need to get back to reading this blog. The only part you need to see to understand the line is from about 5:40 to 6:10. Enjoy.