#29 Accidentally sending people to the office.

Brice's new saying is, "It was an accident."
If by that alone you can't tell that he's a drummer, you're not a true band member.
Let me tell you, the drummers in our band get away with everything. Having the strong sense of justice that moves me to mug people who just mugged people, I can't stand that. However, also having the strong sense of not wanting to get thrown out of the school for taking matters into my own hands, I sit there, helpless.
On a side note, don't you hate those people who just laugh when teachers are yelling at people? Way to undermine the leader's authority. That'll blow up in your face later in life.
Am I venting in public?
What a shame.
But I digress.
If I were a band teacher, things would be different. If those wisenheimer (yes, that's a real word) kids told me it was an accident, they would sent to the office, or as I like to call it, the Doom Room. Actually, I just made that up.
Then, just before they left the band room, I would say, "It was an accident." Then I would turn to the class and say, "Don't you just hate it when you accidentally send someone to the office?" And they would all laugh.
And then, I would say, "None of you are safe."
A fascinating phenomenon, accidents.